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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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telernarketing:

universities be like

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There are six* sides to Tumblr
  • Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
  • Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
  • Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
  • Side four: porn.
  • Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
  • Side six: The super geeky and crazy intelligent nerds who only come out of their labs to teach us all a lesson on anything science related.
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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig, via introspective-mind)

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